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Thanks to fandom

While I was waiting for show to load, I tried to catch up with my reader, where I found this Kids say the creepiest thing. Such a gold mine of horror and hilariousness.

This one is erh, way too funny,

"My daughter is four and has taken to telling nonsensical knock-knock jokes (e.g. "Why did the Mama cross the road? Because her arms were noodles!"). One day she busts this one out:

Why did the butt cross the road?

Because it had a plug in it!

I have never felt so many conflicting emotions about my child."

And I'd have serious nightmares if my boy said anything like this to me.

"While changing my daughter in front of the open closet door. She kept looking around me and laughing. I asked her what was so funny. She said, "the man." To which I replied, "what man?" She then pointed at the closet and said, "the man with the snake neck." I turn around and nothing was there. I'm afraid to look into the history of my house to see if anyone hung themselves in the closet. At least she wasn't scared."

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gateslacker May 4th, 2013
Oh, that IS creepy.

It gave me goosebumps!

fourtenpm May 6th, 2013
I'm so happy mine just randomly talked about not wanting his daddy and mommy grow old and die.... (knock on wood)

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